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Me interviewed by Sharon Firebrace on Razor Sharp on Tuesday 18 February. (0)

My interview Razor Sharp 11 February 2014
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Razor Sharp 4 February 2014
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Is ANZAC Day part of the great Muslim conspiracy too?

Fresh from yet another anti-halal triumph, this time against halal wine, Neville Nazi-Nutter – be sure you spell it right, he implored me – is now worried that Gallipoli and ANZAC Day might be part of the great Muslim conspiracy to take over the world. I spoke to Neville (aka the Big N) about his latest concerns in his bunker at 77 William Street. I have translated his comments into passable English.

‘Mate, just think about it,’ he said to me as we were introduced. ‘Turkey is a Muslim country.’ Mr Nazi-Nutter almost spat the last few words out. ‘A Muslim country,’ he repeated, shaking his head. ‘Can you believe it? Even a hundred years ago we were fighting the Muslims. That tells you something doesn’t it?’ (N N-N actually said ‘that tells ya sum think’, but not everyone one would understand if I transcribed his exact words.)

He clenched his fists.’I was reading Rupert’s great Aussie patriot newspaper and I found out Gallipoli is in Turkey.’

‘So I thought how great it was that we beat them on their own soil.’ He began to cry. ‘But we didn’t,’ he said. ‘I just discovered the Muslims won. It was in the Herald Sun so it must be true.’

His sobbing became uncontrollable. I offered poor Neville a 7.65mm Walther PPK but he shook his head. ‘I prefer those small pink lacy hankies to help wipe away the tears,’ he said in a suddenly deep, gruff, he-man voice.

Mr Nazi-Nutter seemed lost. It took a few minutes for him to regain self-control. ‘Mate, think about it. All them young kids over at Gallipoli for the Dawn Service. ‘So?’ I asked.

‘It’s bloody f!@#$%g obvious, isn’t it?’ he yelled. ‘The Muslims are mind f@#$%^g our young kids at Gallipoli.’

‘How?’ I asked.

The Big N smiled. It was his gotcha moment. ‘The food, mate.’ I nodded, waiting expectantly. ‘Geez mate, isn’t it obvious?’ he asked. ‘The Turks eat halal food. Our kids at the Gallipoli celebrations are eating halal food too.’

My blank expression agitated him. ‘So why do you think so many Aussies are going off to fight with ISIS?’ Mr Nazi-Nutter asked. ‘It is obvious, isn’t it?’ he said.

Neville thumped the table for emphasis. ‘The Halal food at Gallipoli turned them from good Aussie patriots into Islamic extremists.’

‘What can you do?’ I asked. His answer was about a new party he wants to form. ‘Me and my mate Dave Dirty-Dullard are forming a new eponymous party,’ Mr Nazi-Nutter said. [To be fair he didn’t use the word eponymous but his ten minutes of monosyllabic explanation of the new party named after him and Dave, The Neville and Dave Party, or The ND for short, is captured by the word.]

‘But it isn’t just Gallipoli,’ he added. ‘It is the whole ANZAC thing,’ Neville said. ‘Bloody sneaky Muslims have got us celebrating a victory they won over us. Can you imagine how dumb a country we are to do that?’

‘Celebrating ANZAC Day is even worse than halal food. Halal is the gateway and celebrating our defeat is the clincher. No wonder the economy is falling part.’

Neville was now quite worked up, eyes bulging and veins almost popping. ‘So mate, let me tell you what we are going to do. Tomorrow we are going to be hitting the streets to convince people to boycott ANZC Day,’ he said.

‘We need to get the word out there that ANZAC Day is a great big Muslim plot. All us great patriots need to unite around this. ‘That is why The ND are saying “Boycott ANZAC Day. Boycott Gallipoli.”

The ND.



Comment from peter piper
Time April 13, 2015 at 1:16 pm

you poor chap; have you tried a different medication?

Comment from John
Time April 13, 2015 at 4:44 pm

No, but maybe doctor piper can suggest some. BTW the stuff about the idiots complaining about halal wine is true, Now they are talking about halal water. You don’t get geniuses like this, but very dangerous idiots, every day. Well, you do, and most of them are around the Reclaim White Australia cesspool. My article merely extends their ‘logic’ and stupidity and lack of understanding of history etc.

Comment from Kay
Time April 14, 2015 at 6:36 am


Yes, he is so bereft of even marginally credible information that his fevered brain has gone into orbit. Sadly, there is no medication to cure what ails him – an unshakable belief in something that he himself says has never existed (sounds similar to religious nuts!) and utter contempt for anyone who shares a different view. The plus is that he has very few followers.

Comment from Lorikeet
Time April 14, 2015 at 8:08 pm

I wonder if Kay realises that HER belief in Carbon propaganda is part of a pagan religion which worships the Earth Mother, Gaia, and was brought in to empower capitalists.

The reconciliation service which takes place at Gallipoli each year between Aussies and Turks is part of the UN agenda to prevent warring nations from interfering with their higher goal of allowing global bankers to rule us through the setting up of economic unions.

Comment from Kay
Time April 15, 2015 at 7:52 am


You apparently have forgotten I ALWAYS opposed the Carbon Tax – and attracted the ire of the Greens bloggers for doing so! Your memory is slipping badly! It must be the effect of all that conspiracy theory crap you keep reading.

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